Category Archives: Faux News

Two young beachcombers made the find of the century on Crescent Beach in early January this year.

In response to the exponential growth in deer, squirrel and rabbit populations, the Washington Department of Wildlife has started its Predator Reintroduction Program (PRP). Cougars, badgers, foxes and bobcats have already been introduced in remote areas of Moran State Park, but they’ll soon forage outside the park.

Yes, once again the Fix-it Guy is back in town.   Back from his extended vacation to the Bahamas and Cuba, he is back on Orcas blessing us all with his amazing skill.

Folks don’t have to relapse alone in their dark closets. They can now relax and relapse with their fellows who have fallen or jumped off the wagon in the warm comfort of the Retox Bar and Lounge.

Here Comes the Big Mac!

Yes, McDonald’s is finally coming to the Islands. San Juan, Lopez and Orcas Islands will all soon be seeing those Golden Arches.

Orcas Island was stunned by its first snowfall of the year.

Over three feet of pretty white snow fell on Orcas Island last night, catching residents and weather forecasters by surprise.

In his first presidential post nomination, President Elect Trump has named Washington State senator Kevin Rinker to the post of ambassador to North Korea.

“That should get him out of my hair for a while,” said the Donald. “I never really liked that surfer guy and this should take care of the problem for a while.”