Rinker Named Ambassador to North Korea

In his first presidential post nomination, President Elect Trump has named Washington State senator Kevin Rinker to the post of ambassador to North Korea.

“That should get him out of my hair for a while,” said the Donald. “I never really liked that surfer guy and this should take care of the problem for a while.”

Senator Rinker is currently getting his hair cut to match those of all the other men in North Korea.

Updates will be made as the situation evolves.

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