Monthly Archives: November 2016

First Snowfall of the Big Winter

Orcas Island was stunned by its first snowfall of the year.

Over three feet of pretty white snow fell on Orcas Island last night, catching residents and weather forecasters by surprise.

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Rinker Named Ambassador to North Korea

In his first presidential post nomination, President Elect Trump has named Washington State senator Kevin Rinker to the post of ambassador to North Korea.

“That should get him out of my hair for a while,” said the Donald. “I never really liked that surfer guy and this should take care of the problem for a while.”

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Trump Quits Presidential Bid

Just after receiving the nomination to the presidency, Donald Trump announced that he is not going to accept the nomination after all.

“I just wanted to prove I could do it, but don’t really want the job. Mike Pence will take over the nomination, in keeping with official protocol.”

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Putin Visits Orcas

In an unexpected appearance in North America, Vladamir Putin will be coming to Orcas Island in early February.

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Ferry sinks in Fowler’s Pond!

In a rare, freak accident, the Ferry Yakima sank today in Fowler’s Pond.

Washington State Ferry supervisor, Randy Newhart, was oddly moot on the accident.

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