Putin Visits Orcas
In an unexpected appearance in North America, Vladamir Putin will be coming to Orcas Island in early February.
“I’ve heard this is a lovely place and look forward to visiting and meeting the locals.”
His jet will arrive at the Orcas Island airport early in the morning. Many locals will no doubt be on hand to greet the dignitary. His itinerary will include a tour of Moran State Park, dinner at Rosario, then drinks at the Lower Tavern.
The companying entourage will be staying at Rosario while Putin himself will be staying at a local guest house, yet to be determined.
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