Ferry sinks in Fowler’s Pond!

In a rare, freak accident, the Ferry Yakima sank today in Fowler’s Pond.

Washington State Ferry supervisor, Randy Newhart, was oddly moot on the accident.

He refused to answer questions, not even responding to the question of what the ferry was doing in Fowler’s Pond in the first place.

Efforts are now underway to refloat the ferry and transport it back to the Orcas Ferry landing where it belongs.

There were no reported injuries although there may be extensive damage due to the recovery efforts.

Updates will be posted as the situation evolves.

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