Monthly Archives: February 2017

FAA Outlaws Levitation

Citing safety concerns, the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) in cooperation with the United States Air Force (USAF), has outlawed all levitation effective 2/1/17.

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Islands in Double Jeopardy of Flooding

All of the Sand Juan Islands and the adjacent shorelines in America and Canada are in danger of major flooding from a one-two punch of seemingly unstoppable forces, Global Warming and Island Sinking.

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CRS/HAR Epidemic Strikes Islands !

Multiple cases of CRS and HAR.

Many new cases of CRS (Can’t Remember Stuff) and HAR (Hallucinate Alternate Realities), have been reported through the San Juan Island, especially Orcas Island, as well as through the Northwest and perhaps the nation.

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