Monthly Archives: May 2017

Climatologists have detected that a major depression front has moved into the Pacific NW, along with an accompanying chaos wave.… Read the rest

A nuclear missile was destroyed today over a bare stretch of the Pacific Ocean, according to a spokesperson in the U.S. Navy Intelligence Department.… Read the rest

In a surprise move today, president D. J. Trump has declared the saxophone as America’s National Musical Instrument.  A holdover from the Clinton presidency, the bill sat in a Oval Office file cabinet until an aide for the Trump admisistration found it during a routine cleaning session.… Read the rest

Yes its true, several species of bears have been sighted in the San Juan area.  Many prominent scholars, scientists have been called, including contacting the now retired Yogi.… Read the rest