Trump Quits Presidential Bid

Just after receiving the nomination to the presidency, Donald Trump announced that he is not going to accept the nomination after all.

“I just wanted to prove I could do it, but don’t really want the job. Mike Pence will take over the nomination, in keeping with official protocol.”

Hillary Clinton is livid, barely able to speak. After all the work she went through, all the debates and press conference, for Trump to just give up now is even more devastating than losing the election.
She was last seen heading for JFK International Airport, rumored to have a one way ticket to Victoria, British Columbia.

On a related note, Queen Elizabeth is still keeping the door open to be elected by the Electoral College and return the United States to the British Empire.

This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *