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In a rare move, President Trump added a new species to the endangered species list: The Orcas Deer.
Climatologists have detected a major depression front has moved into the Pacific NW, along with an accompanying chaos wave.
A nuclear missile was destroyed today over a bare stretch of the Pacific Ocean, according to a spokesperson in the U.S. Navy Intelligence Department.
In a surprise move today, president Trump has declared ths saxophone as America’s National Musical Instrument. A holdover from the Clinton presidency, the bill sat in a Oval Office file cabinet until an aide for the Trump admisistration found it … Continue reading
Yes its true, several species of bears have been sighted in the San Juan area. Many prominent scholars, scientists have been called, including contacting the now retired Yogi.
“I’m not really qualified to do this job,” said Donald Trump today. “I’m in way over my head and no one really likes me anymore.”
Due to political, economic and geographical differences between eastern and western portions of the Pacific Northwest, citizens have decided to rezone the State’s boundaries. No more Oregon, Washington and Northern California. The new eastern state will be called Aridia, and … Continue reading
“Good Evening. My name is Ian and I’m a Bagpipe Addict.” (“Hi Ian,” says the Group of about 30.) “Welcome to this evening’s meeting of Bagpipers Anonymous. “Ailbert, would you please read the Bagpipers’ Pertinent Ideas?”
Citing safety concerns, the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) in cooperation with the United States Air Force (USAF), has outlawed all levitation effective 2/1/17.
All of the Sand Juan Islands and the adjacent shorelines in America and Canada are in danger of major flooding from a one-two punch of seemingly unstoppable forces, Global Warming and Island Sinking.