Monthly Archives: May 2017

Major Depression Front and Chaos Wave Hits NW

Climatologists have detected a major depression front has moved into the Pacific NW, along with an accompanying chaos wave.

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Nuke from North Korea Destroyed on Way to L.A.

A nuclear missile was destroyed today over a bare stretch of the Pacific Ocean, according to a spokesperson in the U.S. Navy Intelligence Department.

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Saxophone Declared National Instrument

In a surprise move today, president Trump has declared ths saxophone as America’s National Musical Instrument.  A holdover from the Clinton presidency, the bill sat in a Oval Office file cabinet until an aide for the Trump admisistration found it … Continue reading

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Bears Sighted in San Juan Islands

Yes its true, several species of bears have been sighted in the San Juan area.  Many prominent scholars, scientists have been called, including contacting the now retired Yogi.

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